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New York's HOTTEST club is Flush. Founded by a stoned cat in 2017 and located in the upper east side of a dumpster, this is New York's hottest club. At the door you'll be met by an Asian Elvis, where you'll have to submit a urine test before you go in. In the club you'll find everyone: ghosts, banjos, Carl Palideno, a stuck up kitten who won't sign autographs, furckles, human traffic cones, and Teddy Graham people. You should go to this club